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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Yesterday, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In March, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In August, I rescued zhai from being sacrificed (-200 points). In October, I exposed mythicalgryphon to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-1035 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
caerbannog

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Hee. I can't imagine what soul rending horrors I could have exposed to Mythicalgryphon that she hasn't already seen, since she gets to work before I do.