"You hear the sound of bacon in the distance..."

dungeon meme thingie that's going around

I died in the Dungeon of Caerbannog

I was killed in an opulently-decorated torture chamber by Loveintheasylum the mind flayer, whilst carrying...

the Shield of Parrish Relics, a Figurine of Docbrite, the Wand of Bunnies, the Crown of Grlmadasbirds, the Axe of Sanrio, a Figurine of Zhai, the Sceptre of Prairiebird and 203 gold pieces.

Score: 201

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I particularly liked having the Wand of Bunnies and the Axe of Sanrio. If I had gotten to use weapons like this on the few occasions when I've actually played D&D, I probably would have been a lot more enthusiastic.

Oh, and one of the descriptions in the game was, "A wooden sign warns of Shirley Jackson" and yet I was never attacked by stone throwing villagers. Pity.