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[fiercebunny]

interior dialogue for a typical day at work...

brain: Today sucks. Just get through this day and I will reward you by ordering a new doll. Possibly some jewelry.
wallet: Nooooooo!!
brain: If you can get through this call, you can go home and order a new camera!
credit cards: Don't even think about it!
brain: Fuck this shit! Let's buy a plane ticket to Japan and go on a massive shopping spree.
bank account: *weeps*

I've been online for about half an hour now and I haven't bought anything. Yet.