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And now for people not interested in dolls, here's the latest edition of Crap I Found on the Internets:

Elijah Wood doing a scary dance on a kids' show
You know he just did this so he could turn it on while he and his friends trip on shrooms.

Angela Lansbury singing "The Worst Pies in London" from Sweeney Todd.
I felt like posting this because I'm really, really looking forward to the Tim Burton movie. Also, I wanted to point out how much Angela Lansbury looks like a demented Sailor Moon cosplayer. Very distracting. Feel free to sing along in Spanish if you choose.

I can has jewelry?

"Nov. 9, 1989 was a terrible day for Eija-Riita Eklöf-Mauer. A rampant horde stomped on her husband in Berlin, mauling him with hammers and tearing entire chunks out of his body..."
This hurt my brain. Now it can hurt yours.

Pound Cake Banana Pudding
I meant to make this this weekend, but got talked out it by some foolish appeal to my dietary health. Whatever. Someone please bring me some.