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[fiercebunny]

Anyways, today I called work and asked for some pre-shift lowcall since it's always slow on Wednesdays. Apparently, it was so slow that they offered me as much lowcall as I wanted, including the whole day off. I was stupid good and just took a few hours. When I got there at five, they had lowcalled almost everyone else out of there. Somehow I don't think we're going to make it till April.

I went to the bookstore and found the gayest painting of Jesus that I've ever seen.


I almost bought the calender I saw it on, but unfortunately, the other months were not nearly as amusing. It's hard to tell from the picture I found online, but on the calender, Jesus is looking up at the viewer, in a very pissy, glare-y fashion. It does look like Jesus is going to bite that guy's neck, so maybe it's Vampire Jesus instead of Gay Buttsecks Jesus, I'm not really sure. It's debatable.

Comments

[khaosvanity.livejournal.com]

LOL @ "Gay buttsecks Jesus"! xD

Vampire Jesus is friggin' awesome!

[caerbannog.livejournal.com]

Vampire Jesus is tired of everyone drinking his blood. It's his turn now!

[sexion8.livejournal.com]

Jesus got some big-ass hands and feet in that painting. Bet it took some serious railroad spikes to pin those bad boys to the cross.

[caerbannog.livejournal.com]

And apparently, the Romans held the crucifixion on Casual Friday.

[supremegoddess.livejournal.com]

Gay buttsecks Jesus with vampiric tendencies...oh how I could have fun adding this picture to my little gay pirate boy painting.

[caerbannog.livejournal.com]

It almost makes me want to write slash...

I want to see the gay pirate boy painting! :D

[supremegoddess.livejournal.com]

Why wait to see mine when you can make your own?!? Just find someone's cherished portrait of a young one (ours is circa 1950), some pink paint, feathers and sequins. Be creative and Voila! Before you know it you, too will have your very own little gay pirate boy!